Top 5 ultra-secret government conspiracies and/or cover-ups involving babies.*

I’ve got a baby. She’s cute. Now for the countdown…

1.     Government agents seize Oath Keeper's newborn from hospital (baby returned)… http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread617765/pg1

2.     Stem cell veto uncovers a controversial top secret government “Snowflake Baby Program”… http://unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1818&skinid=14

3.     More than 1500 six-month old black and Hispanic babies in Los Angeles are given an "experimental" measles vaccine that had never been licensed for use in the United States (this is bona fide ghastly)…

http://www.rense.com/general36/history.htm

4.     A babysitter accidentally interrupted a top-secret government recon mission, and now his memory must be erased…http://conspiracy.ifoday.com/?p=19769

5.     Rep. Gohmert is still peddling his “Terrorist Baby Conspiracy”… http://politifi.com/news/Rep-Gohmert-Still-Peddling-His-Terrorist-Baby-Conspiracy-1026233.html

*I cannot, nor do I wish to, verify the authenticity of the conspiracies referenced herein. ;-)